Tuesday, 30 September 2008

ANATOMY OF A MOUNTAIN BIKER

NAME                             JOE WHITAKER
NICKNAME                      JOE
HOME                             WORKSOP
BORN                             CHESTERFIELD
HEIGHT                           6'2''
WEIGHT                         15 STONE
AGE                                49
FAVORITE FOOD            MALTEESERS
FAVORITE DRINK            WHISKY,  STELLA,  TEA

MODIFICATIONS

BOTH ELBOWS BROKEN
PELVIS BROKEN
BOTH LEGS BROKEN
DISLOCATED SHOULDER
DISLOCATED FEMUR
BROKEN JAW
BROKEN NOSE
KNEES BOTH X 4
THUMBS BOTH X 2 EACH
BOTH THUMBS RECONSTRUCTED
2 TOES BROKEN AND FUSED
3 KNUCKLES
4 RIBS
MANY SCARS
NO FUTURE PLANS

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